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A farmer married an attractive woman half his age. After several months on the farm, she complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grandma, all farm wives are entitled to climax once in a while.
There being no doctor nearby, the farmer took his young wife to see a large-animal Vet.
The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mum and Dad would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier. So,the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them while they were having sex.This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to climax.
So the couple hired a strong, healthy young man from the big city to wave a towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, still no climax. They went back to the Vet.
The Vet said for the two men to change places. The young man would have sex with the wife while the farmer waved the towel.
They tried it that night and Lena went into wild, ear-splitting climaxes, one after the other. When it was over, the farmer smugly looked down at the young city man and said,
"Ya see, city slicker,now THAT is how you wave a towel!"
There being no doctor nearby, the farmer took his young wife to see a large-animal Vet.
The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mum and Dad would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier. So,the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them while they were having sex.This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to climax.
So the couple hired a strong, healthy young man from the big city to wave a towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, still no climax. They went back to the Vet.
The Vet said for the two men to change places. The young man would have sex with the wife while the farmer waved the towel.
They tried it that night and Lena went into wild, ear-splitting climaxes, one after the other. When it was over, the farmer smugly looked down at the young city man and said,
"Ya see, city slicker,now THAT is how you wave a towel!"
This game is simple. We'll show you a cropped picture, and you guess wether it's a pussy or raw meat. But don't take too long, or you'll lose.
This new set was inspired by a very old cowboy's song and If you're wondering were to put the saddle, well, Victoria gives you a clue Read more..
A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk.
As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
"NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan.
"What I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
"Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk?"
"I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
"But what about the smell?" the woman asks.
To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"
As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
"NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan.
"What I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
"Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk?"
"I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
"But what about the smell?" the woman asks.
To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"
Carli Banks is a stunning and gorgeous girl who came to Earth to tease us out of our mind. She has an amazing body, a sexy smile, and the naughtiest personality we have recently seen. Today we se her getting down and dirty with one of her hottest girlfriends. The two lovers give us an amazing erotic performance - they kiss passionately, suck on their hard nipples, and eat from one anothers' pink and eager pussies. Soon, Carli and her friend reach massive orgasms.
Courtney Love is back on the scene and even if her album is not yet out, she is already generating publicity for it by stripping off completely for the British fashion magazine 'Pop'. No stranger to controversy, the former Hole singer has always turned down very lucrative offers to pose for adult magazines, inside sources say.
But, recently, her career has been anything but spectacular and maybe the photo shoot for 'Pop' was just an attempt to get back into the public's good graces. 'Access Hollywood' saw the photos and have all the details on how they came into being.
Apparently, Love traveled all the way to Ibiza to pose but, initially, her intention was not that of stripping off. Apparently, she decided to bare all only after she got 'comfortable' with the photographer.
But, recently, her career has been anything but spectacular and maybe the photo shoot for 'Pop' was just an attempt to get back into the public's good graces. 'Access Hollywood' saw the photos and have all the details on how they came into being.
Apparently, Love traveled all the way to Ibiza to pose but, initially, her intention was not that of stripping off. Apparently, she decided to bare all only after she got 'comfortable' with the photographer.
A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding a list.
"Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging scavenger hunt?"
To which the little boy replied, "Our sitter's boyfriend."
"Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging scavenger hunt?"
To which the little boy replied, "Our sitter's boyfriend."
Today we have something special, for sure one of the most sexiest sets of Apnea, a pleasure for the eyes in this vintage foxy set.
bites for all of you
bites for all of you
