Talk the talk with the two busty girls. Get them to your place, and enjoy the threesome.

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church."

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I’m ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000."

Jessica Alba Puzzle - nice puzzle game. Slide the pieces around to complete the picture of Jessica Alba. Put together several puzzles of hottie young girl. Solve this puzzle as fast as possible and prepare for the next level that will be difficult, puzzles get larger at each level.

This 30-year-old blond beauty has appeared on the sliver screen in Shallow Hal, Dude, Where's My Car? and Austin Powers in Goldmember. And she's landed spots on NYPD Blue, The O.C., and Desperate Housewives. Something tell us that when you're this hot, getting on television is as easy as spilling hot coffee on your crotch - and a hell of a lot more sexy!

I'm sure that anyone who knew this sexy babe when she was growing up in Los Angeles would never have believed that she would end up as a well known porn star with a list of appearances as long as your arm. But then there was nothing remarkable about Alyssa in those formative years. She was you're average kid growing up in a middle class neighborhood and even when she finished high school there was no indication where Alyssa might go next. After a year of college Alyssa began to get itchy feet and a chance to earn some extra money as a dancer was all she needed to propel her into a career of glamour and porn. These days Alyssa is slowing down her on-screen career and concentrating more on some business she wants to develop in the years ahead.

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60."

And concluded with this stern admonition, "Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

A male voice from within the crowd in the auditorium was heard asking, "How much for a season pass?!"