A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks.
"Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "Are you the bird I shagged on my stag night, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?"

"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher."

Play "Mammary," a humorous variation of the classic card game Memory that tests your cleavage IQ! [via Scandalist]

Crissy Moon is wearing her sexy black lingerie and is lying on top of the heart-shaped bed in the Valentines hotel suite, eager to wrap her gorgeous legs and arms around you!