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"I want to play with you all night."
"It will hurt, but it will be fine"
"I want you on top of me."
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Tori Black, looking absolutely sinful in classy black lingerie, wants you to climb into her four post bed with her where she can wrap long silk stockinged legs around you and grind her warm pussy against your body!
As if a video of Adriana Lima in her bra wasn't enough...
There's a behind the scenes video of her shooting the commercial in her bra. [via]
When the Sheiks' oil fields dried up, he realized he would have to cut back on expenses quickly. As much as he hated to, he knew he would have to give-up most of his harem. He decided to find out which ones performed best in all aspects of sex and retain just those few.
Night after night the "contest" was held. Then one of the younger girls performed such outstanding oral sex on him, he knew she was one of the chosen. "Tell me," he said, "what is the secret of your fabulous technique."
"What I did, Oh Sovereign of the Sands, was to suck on ice cubes prior to our session." replied the girl. "You see, my Mother told me that in most cases, the cooler head always prevails."
Night after night the "contest" was held. Then one of the younger girls performed such outstanding oral sex on him, he knew she was one of the chosen. "Tell me," he said, "what is the secret of your fabulous technique."
"What I did, Oh Sovereign of the Sands, was to suck on ice cubes prior to our session." replied the girl. "You see, my Mother told me that in most cases, the cooler head always prevails."
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A reader sent me this poem. How sweet. Thanks Frank.
how hot?
how box?
how hot tiz it, exactly
how hot tiz it not?
will pulsating sound from underground
breath fire into a box tiz hot?
or a box tiz not?
Does a call in the wild, a scream in the night,
the deliberate approach of naked footsteps..soft & wild..
closing in on pussy or prey
make the hot? The box? the tiz? Or tiz not?
how hot?
how box?
how hot tiz it, exactly
how hot tiz it not?
will pulsating sound from underground
breath fire into a box tiz hot?
or a box tiz not?
Does a call in the wild, a scream in the night,
the deliberate approach of naked footsteps..soft & wild..
closing in on pussy or prey
make the hot? The box? the tiz? Or tiz not?
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