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Hey guys and welcome to the circus that is my life; everything is a sideshow! In case you don't know me already, I'm Brittany! I'm the little girl, with the big attitude. I swear... a lot! I love ink, metal, and make-up. Pain is my pleasure and temptation is my weakness. I'm real and I don't try to be anything else. I think you guys deserve the best from us girls on line and I'm more then prepared to give it to you! Join the party and watch me be sexy, funny, or just plain crazy!
I loving having a site of my own because it lets me express who I really am and share myself with my friends and fans on line. Ever since I was little, I have loved being in front of a camera, so why stop now? My site is jam packed full of what else? Me being me! Inside you will get all Brit, all the time!
I loving having a site of my own because it lets me express who I really am and share myself with my friends and fans on line. Ever since I was little, I have loved being in front of a camera, so why stop now? My site is jam packed full of what else? Me being me! Inside you will get all Brit, all the time!
At her husband's wake, a woman told her priest that ever since they were first married they had discussed life after death. They had agreed that whomever went first would contact the other. They had discussed this again just two weeks before his death.
He died in their home and a few days after his death the smoke alarm in the garage went off. They had lived there 28 years and it had never gone off before. She couldn't turn it off so she called the security company that installed it.
The next morning the smoke alarm sounded again and the reason finally dawned on her. She said aloud, "OK Patty, I missed the signal yesterday but I get it now! Thanks for letting me know that you are safe on the other side. Now turn the thing off so I don't have to call the security company again." The alarm fell silent.
She immediately called her priest to tell him the good news. His response: "Dear lady, if every time your husband sends you a message he sets off the smoke alarm, just WHERE do you think he's calling from?"
He died in their home and a few days after his death the smoke alarm in the garage went off. They had lived there 28 years and it had never gone off before. She couldn't turn it off so she called the security company that installed it.
The next morning the smoke alarm sounded again and the reason finally dawned on her. She said aloud, "OK Patty, I missed the signal yesterday but I get it now! Thanks for letting me know that you are safe on the other side. Now turn the thing off so I don't have to call the security company again." The alarm fell silent.
She immediately called her priest to tell him the good news. His response: "Dear lady, if every time your husband sends you a message he sets off the smoke alarm, just WHERE do you think he's calling from?"
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[via Funtasticus]
[via Funtasticus]
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests.
The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh Man I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."
The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"
"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity."
Astounded, the girl replies, "So you really love me?"
"Oh God no!", the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."
The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh Man I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."
The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"
"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity."
Astounded, the girl replies, "So you really love me?"
"Oh God no!", the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."
