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A guy walks a woman to the door after their first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be rough, tough & selfish.
The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and away they go to the nearest bikers bar. The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.
He asks her “Well, was I rough?” “Yes” she purrs and rubs herself suggestively. “And was I tough?” he asks. “Oh yes,” she moans. “Well then, it’s time to be selfish”.
So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a handjob.
The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and away they go to the nearest bikers bar. The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.
He asks her “Well, was I rough?” “Yes” she purrs and rubs herself suggestively. “And was I tough?” he asks. “Oh yes,” she moans. “Well then, it’s time to be selfish”.
So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a handjob.
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There was an artist who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now.
His model showed up and, after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work.
He told her not to bother, since he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I can do."
He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in the living room exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps.
"Oh my!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife! Quick! Take all your clothes off!"
His model showed up and, after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work.
He told her not to bother, since he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I can do."
He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in the living room exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps.
"Oh my!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife! Quick! Take all your clothes off!"
