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A paleface went to the local Indian reservation where he met the chief."How's about letting me have one of your women for a little while?" asked the paleface.
The chief responded, "How much money do you have?" "I don’t have any money but I have this bag of corn," said the paleface.
"A bag of corn huh," replied the chief. The chief thought for a moment then agreed to the deal. "Take that woman there into my teepee," he said. So the paleface took the woman into the teepee where she took all her clothes off and laid down on her stomach. The paleface saw this and said, "No, you have to turn over onto your back."
The Indian woman replied by turning over pointing at her pussy saying, "This money hole." Then turning over onto her stomach, pointing to her ass saying, "This corn hole."

It's another day at the office at Nuts:
- Let's make a theme issue next!
- Great idea! What kind of theme?
- I don't know, but how about some big tits?
- Didn't we do that last month?
- Sure, but everybody likes big tits!

An older couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis
to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, 'How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?

The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, 'How is our little tribal experiment coming along?'

Well, it looks like we're about half way there,' he replied.

'Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?'

'No, it's turned black.'