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Several Heidi Montag Playboy photos from the September 2009 issue have been released, and they dissapoint. US Magazine reports: Although the racy photos that made it into the mag are PG-13 (she's wearing skimpy lingerie or a tiny bikini), she says she'll strip down completely after getting more plastic surgery. "The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn't show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades." What do you think of this preview of Heidi Montag's Playboy issue?
The right time to go on vacation. So during the next three weeks no daily updates but I'll be around occasionally to post something. I wish you all a hot summer (or what is left from it).
My neighbor's hot ass 20 year-old daughter is home from school and I've been feeling a bit dirty for looking at her. She prances around scantily clad chasing her dogs around the yard with youthful exuberance - I just can't take it! She should dress more conservatively! She should stop dolling herself up! She should stay inside!
Or maybe I should just put my fuck'n binoculars away.
Or maybe I should just put my fuck'n binoculars away.
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Jana Jordan in some Girl-Girl action with Sasha Grey and Alyssa Reese
