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Grandparents are still sexually active
Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
Granny found cuffed to her walker.
Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
Kraft-matic Adjustable Bed set for "doggy style."
Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
Granny found cuffed to her walker.
Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
Kraft-matic Adjustable Bed set for "doggy style."
Maya Gates quips, "Oops, I did it again!" as she strips off her trashy school girl and sits down in a big red loveseat to begin masturbating!
We were looking for new ideas with Holly, mixing clothes and lingerie and, when we checked the photos, we found this very spicy set Read more..
Stupid comments of the rich and famous
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," A democratic congressional candidate in Texas . Read more >>
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," A democratic congressional candidate in Texas . Read more >>
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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said:
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying "Congratulations on your new location".
found @ Bits & Pieces
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said:
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying "Congratulations on your new location".
found @ Bits & Pieces
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