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Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.
One afternoon, she lit up after a quick fuck, and he said, "You really ought to quit."
She, getting tired of his bitching, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."
He replied, "But they stunt your growth."
She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never.
Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, the fuck what's your excuse then?"
One afternoon, she lit up after a quick fuck, and he said, "You really ought to quit."
She, getting tired of his bitching, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."
He replied, "But they stunt your growth."
She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never.
Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, the fuck what's your excuse then?"
Three guys are drinking in a bar, when another man comes in and starts drinking at the bar.
After a while he approaches the guys, and pointing at the one in the middle, shouts "I've fucked your mom!"
The three guys look bewildered and the man resumes drinking at the bar.
Ten minutes later he comes back and screams, "Your mom's sucked my cock!"
Ten more minutes and the same thing happens. He announces loudly, "I've had your mom up the ass!"
The young guys have had enough of this, and the one in the middle stands up and shouts, "Dad, you're fuck'n drunk, go home!"
After a while he approaches the guys, and pointing at the one in the middle, shouts "I've fucked your mom!"
The three guys look bewildered and the man resumes drinking at the bar.
Ten minutes later he comes back and screams, "Your mom's sucked my cock!"
Ten more minutes and the same thing happens. He announces loudly, "I've had your mom up the ass!"
The young guys have had enough of this, and the one in the middle stands up and shouts, "Dad, you're fuck'n drunk, go home!"
