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"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from the men's magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black."
The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor's fingers.
"What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded. She smiled sweetly and
said, "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once."
The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor's fingers.
"What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded. She smiled sweetly and
said, "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once."
Joanna Krupa bares her back for all the world to see in the new ad for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). The actress and Playboy model encourages people to become an angel by adopting animals instead of buying.
At nineteen, Alla already shows incredible poise and beauty for her age. Her soulful, emotive style is nicely balanced by occasional coy, flirtatious looks to the camera. Alla's long, slender body is comfortable in any style or any pose she puts it in. Alla loves what she does...and she hopes you do too! Read more..
A man moved to an Antarctica village beacause of his new job. This village had many men, but no women. After a few days, the man started getting horny. He asked his boss, "What do you guys do when you're horny here?"
The man told him, "We have a barrel with a hole in it. Here I'll show it to you." The boss then took him to the hole and told him to put his penis in the hole. The man did. After a few minutes the man took his penis out and was very satisfied.
He told his boss, "Wow! That was really great, I'm going to put my penis in the hole every day of the week!"
"Not Thursdays!" said the boss.
Confused, the man asked, "Why, what's wrong with Thursdays?"
The boss answered, "That's your day to be in the barrel!"
The man told him, "We have a barrel with a hole in it. Here I'll show it to you." The boss then took him to the hole and told him to put his penis in the hole. The man did. After a few minutes the man took his penis out and was very satisfied.
He told his boss, "Wow! That was really great, I'm going to put my penis in the hole every day of the week!"
"Not Thursdays!" said the boss.
Confused, the man asked, "Why, what's wrong with Thursdays?"
The boss answered, "That's your day to be in the barrel!"
