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It's a spark and a burn. It's also something a lens does when you point it straight at the sun. Flair is also a talent sparkling with pizzazz. This set of Nikkala by Paul Buceta has both kinds of it. Nikkala is the best model we have ever found. And Paul's way with glamour photography is unmatched. Together, there is a definite spark, and a long hot burn. Watching Nikkala flirt and hide in a burst of sun flares is entrancing, and Paul captures it all, somehow, without burning his eyes out. We can guarantee your eyes won't fry looking at these photos. But we can't guarantee Nikkala won't burn in them long after you look away. Nikkala flare.
This exquisite Argentine flower started blooming at the tender age of 15 and she's been rising to the top since then. Florencia Tesouro joined Miss Reef Argentina which of course, she won handily.
An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She ' s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
When all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
' Don ' t worry about that, ' says St. Peter,
' It ' s only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings. '
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation .
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my God, ' says the old lady, ' now what is happening? '
' Not to worry, ' says St. Peter,
' She ' s just having her head drilled to fit the halo. '
' I can ' t do this, ' says the old lady, ' I ' m going to hell. '
' You can ' t go there, ' says St. Peter.
' You ' ll be raped and taken advantage of. '
' Maybe so, ' says the old lady, ' but I ' ve already got the holes for that..'
She ' s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
When all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
' Don ' t worry about that, ' says St. Peter,
' It ' s only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings. '
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation .
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my God, ' says the old lady, ' now what is happening? '
' Not to worry, ' says St. Peter,
' She ' s just having her head drilled to fit the halo. '
' I can ' t do this, ' says the old lady, ' I ' m going to hell. '
' You can ' t go there, ' says St. Peter.
' You ' ll be raped and taken advantage of. '
' Maybe so, ' says the old lady, ' but I ' ve already got the holes for that..'
Malloy Martini proves the classics never go out of style or lose their appeal, as this busty, petite blonde is an absolute sexpot knockout clad in a sexy old-school corset, garters and black sheer stockings!
A cowboy was riding his horse across his pasture. A snake spooked his horse and bucked the cowboy off. The cowboy cursed at the snake and yelled, "Don't bite me!"
The snake said, "No, I'm a genie snake. I can give you three wishes. What would you like me to grant you?"
The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "A million dollars in the bank." The snake said, "Granted, next."
Again the cowboy thought. Then said, "The most beautiful wife in the world." The snake said, "Granted, next."
Then with a great big smile on his face he said, "I want to be hung like my horse."
The snake said, "Granted" and slithered off.
The cowboy got on his horse and rode home as fast as the horse would take him. He ran into the house and into his bedroom. There stretched across his bed in a sexy negligee was the most beautiful woman in the world. So he picked up the phone called the bank and asked for his balance. The bank told him he had one million and forty nine dollars. He rushed into the bathroom, unzipped his pants and let out the most blood curdling cry.
"Dammit, I forgot I was riding OLD NELLIE!"
The snake said, "No, I'm a genie snake. I can give you three wishes. What would you like me to grant you?"
The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "A million dollars in the bank." The snake said, "Granted, next."
Again the cowboy thought. Then said, "The most beautiful wife in the world." The snake said, "Granted, next."
Then with a great big smile on his face he said, "I want to be hung like my horse."
The snake said, "Granted" and slithered off.
The cowboy got on his horse and rode home as fast as the horse would take him. He ran into the house and into his bedroom. There stretched across his bed in a sexy negligee was the most beautiful woman in the world. So he picked up the phone called the bank and asked for his balance. The bank told him he had one million and forty nine dollars. He rushed into the bathroom, unzipped his pants and let out the most blood curdling cry.
"Dammit, I forgot I was riding OLD NELLIE!"
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