Two little old ladies see the latest Brad Pitt movie.
After it finishes, as they leave the theatre one old lady says.
"He's gorgeous"
The other answers.
"I love to be casseroled by him "
"No dear, you mean caressed" The first corrected.
"No casseroled." She scolded back.
On the bus on the way back home, the first old lady asks her friend to join her for a cup of tea to which she agrees.
When they reach her house and she has put the kettle on. She says.
"I'm sure you meant caressed"
"No! I meant casseroled" She chided.
Getting annoyed the first old lady gets out her dictionary, flicks to caressed and puts in the other old lady's hands.
"There, caressed. To be fondled by a loved one"
"No!! I want to be casseroled by him"
So annoyed the first old lady goes to casseroled and reads aloud the definition.
"To be done slowly for three to four hours.